I want to get this movie made. Send a link to this blog article out to your friends and it will help me to find a girl willing to make this movie with.
If anyone knows a girl in film school they should be targeted.
http://www.digg.com/arts_culture/Looking_for_a_girl_to_star_in_short_student_film_1000
Digg this article up folks.
http://toronto.craigslist.ca/tor/ers/571414807.html
http://toronto.craigslist.ca/tor/ers/571413485.html
I will pay you $1000 to be in my short film.
You must be willing to sign over ownership of material to me.
You must have a webcam.
You must be able to film.
You must give me a copy of the web movie immediately and load it onto my computer.
Once I'm satisfied full movie is on my computer I pay you.
contact me at BigJohn1349 at gmail.com
YOU FAILYOU FAILYOU FAILYOU FAILYOU FAILYOU FAILYOU FAIL
This is an opportunity to make money and observe how viral marketing works.
I give you $1000. Internet hype starts with this email. You read it. It is a funny script and story so then you send it to a friend. Another friend sends. And so on.
Finally after hearing people talk about this email you decide you want to be the girl that does it.
You are in a web movie that viral marketing has hyped. It is your big break. It is certainly better than writing a DIGG song. People read the script and they wonder if it is true or not.
You in the web movie of the year plus $1000 in your pocket. What actress trying to make a break wouldn't want to be in this move. This movie is a break plus $1000.
contact me at BigJohn1349 at gmail.com
YOU FAILYOU FAILYOU FAILYOU FAILYOU FAILYOU FAILYOU FAIL
Then I release this movie on the Internet and everyone has to see it. What a zany story. Is it true? Does she really get naked? I gotta see that movie.
Internet hype at work.
I intend to use youtube and other free video hosting. youtube will not be used to due nude content. But this is meant to be an actual film to release to film festivals.
I will submit to the Cannes film festival. They almost certainly won't accept it though. Fucking French. Maybe it will get on CBC because it is Canadian content.
So the duties the girl must perform:
have web cam. Get high. Make movie with me from script listed below including the nudity from both parts of the script. Sign release forms for video content.
contact me at BigJohn1349 at gmail.com
YOU FAILYOU FAILYOU FAILYOU FAILYOU FAILYOU FAILYOU FAIL
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Script for movie: How much does a cleaner cost?
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VOICE OVER
It was such a beautiful night. I wish I had recorded it to share with others online. The next best thing I could do is buy a girl to make a video representing that evening and share that with you.
scene enters in focus of a man staring a a computer screen.
On screen an instant message appears saying "ok for $200 I'll do it. I'm coming now."
John: another fly enters the trap.
Girl: hey how's it going tonight.
John: Good. Come in. Did you get over alright?
Girl: Ya. So is this your place? It's big. Your the only one to live here?
John: Ya. I only bother to get the second house plowed. Why bother plowing two houses. Come on in. You want something to eat drink? You want some weed?
Girl: No thanks. You own both houses?
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At this point I decided no intoxication level would make her fuckable
So I just decided to go on a great trip.
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John: Ya.
Girl: Why?
John: Well, why not two houses. I want the land. Valuable land.
Girl: How much?
Jonh: 25 acres
Girl: Wow
John: OK I'm just gonna do a hit on the bong. OK?
Girl: Sure
John: This is great chicken. You want some? A coke? Pepsi?
Girl: I'll have a coke. Where you grow up?
John: Toronto. You?
Girl: Toronto too. I'm surprised I don't recognize you. It's not a big city. What high school?
John: Martingrove. You?
Girl: I went to Martingrove too.
John: Oh. What year you graduate?
Girl: Well I only went until 1996.
John: You graduated in 1996?
Girl: No I didn't Graduate.
John: Oh right, what grade in 96?
Girl: grade 9.
John: Oh you only went to grade 9. OK. Ya we would have been the same year. I...really don't remember you.
Girl: Ya, I don't know you either. Whoow. I wouldn't want to remember. The whole animosity thing.
John: Ya, I know. NO. You know what I WISH I knew you. Because isn't this the ultimate high school revenge. You were some bitch girl who wouldn't give me two words to say hi. And now I'm rich and have a good job and pay you to have sex. I did better than you after high school. HA! I won. You have to have sex with me because I gave you money. Take that for not going to the movies with me bitch.
Girl: Wow.
John: Oh I'm just kidding with you.
Girl: OK
John: So wait. Could. Could I pay you just to record me talking to you?
Girl: What? Record no!
John: OK OK calm down. I just wanted to pay you to take recordings of me talking. It's OK you don't have to.
Girl: OK good. No recordings at all.
John: Think I'm good looking
Girl: Ya.
John: So for your first time with a client, are you freaking out yet?
Girl: I'm not freaking out.
John: But you're nervious?
Girl: Ya a little.
John: So I'm your first time with a client.
Girl: Ya first time.
John: And you actually expect me to believe that?
Girl: Yes.
John: Well. I'm taking something important. Something new. That is valuable. And your nervous about that?
Girl: Ya
John: I like that you're a little nervous. First you gave me high school revenge but now you're scared too. Alright. And so on top of that your freaking out...man
Girl: ya
John: Did I start freaking you when I talked about high school revenge?
Girl: No
John: Stand up and take off your clothes
John: turn
John: Come here.
John: You gonna suck me?
Girl: I said I don't do that.
John: Even with a condom?
Girl: No.
John: OK but I'll fuck you.
Girl: Ya. OK
John: How about I fuck you in the ass.
Girl: Oh, not tonight
John: I got KY
Girl: Oh, we can do that another night but I'm not in the right mental state.
John: OK so another night I can fuck your ass then.
Girl: Yes. But a bit extra.
John: How much.
Girl: An extra 50 bucks.
John: OK. So why do you think I called you here?
Girl: Hun?
John: What do you think was my intention when I called you here tonight.
Girl: Well, look. If that's the break point than I'll just leave right now. I will do it another night though.
John: That's the break point.
Girl. Ya.
John: Anal sex right now is break point.
Girl: Yes.
John: OK.
John: I'll tell why I called you here tonight.
John: I want you to clean my kitchen.
Girl: UH?
John: Ya I don't feel like cleaning it myself.
Girl: Oh there is water on the ground.
John: Ya why don't you put your clothes back on.
Girl: So what do you want?
John: Clean the kitchen.
Girl: well what. I don't do dishes?
John: what? OK take these boxes to the garage.
Girl: What?
John: Ya. OK. Just take some of the boxes to the garage.
Girl: You want me to be your maid.
John: Ya.
Girl: No serious.
John: I'm serious. I called you in here to be my maid.
Girl: Ha funny.
John: I'm very serious. I called you to be a maid for me tonight.
Girl: Look I'm no body's maid hunny.
John: Oh it's beneath you eh?
Girl: That ya. Beneath me.
John: You agreed to anal sex earlier. But this is beneath you.
Girl: Well, I didn't say anal sex tonight.
John: But you said you would.
Girl: Ya, on a different night.
John: But oh. Being a maid is beneath you.
Girl: Well I said I don't do dishes. Dishes are just something I won't do.
John: You said you were open minded.
Girl: I am. But not about dishes.
John: Well then take a box to the garage.
Girl: No.
John: So this is the break point eh?
Girl: Hun?
John: This is what is too much? This is what you won't do. Maybe you should just go home.
Girl: I guess.
John: Well what if I fuck you in a maid uniform.
Girl: Ya you can do that.
John: But god damn you won't carry a box to the garage. Like I mean no service.
Girl: You should have called a maid service.
John: When I called you said you'd do anything. ANYTHING.
Girl: Ya. I thought you meant sex.
John: Lets get this straight. Me fucking you anally is fine for $200. But you won't even carry a box to the garage. You will let fat 60 year old guys fuck your ass but you won't carry a couple of boxes to the garage for me? Well I think you should really go. I guess your not a girl that will do anything.
Girl: Well I guess so. But you are my first time with a client. This is weird.
John: Well I'm really dissatisfied with tonight. I was expecting a girl that will do anything. Just go.
Girl: Well I'm sorry you didn't get what you wanted.
[ girl really should have gotten money first ]
John: What should I give you for this?
Girl: Well how much I asked for $200.
John: This is ridiculous.
John: OK fine here. If I can find another girl I'll call you for a threesome. Or I'll call you for anal sex. Or I'll call you to come over and not sleep with me.
Girl: OK. Thanks.
The rest of the script is in part 2 of this post.
Looking for a girl to star in short student film - $1000
I will pay you $1000 to be in my short film.
You must be willing to sign over ownership of material to me.
You must have a webcam.
You must be able to film.
You must give me a copy of the web movie immediately and load it onto my computer.
Once I'm satisfied full movie is on my computer I pay you.
contact me at BigJohn1349 at gmail.com
YOU FAILYOU FAILYOU FAILYOU FAILYOU FAILYOU FAILYOU FAIL
This is an opportunity to make money and observe how viral marketing works.
I give you $1000. Internet hype starts with this email. You read it. It is a funny script and story so then you send it to a friend. Another friend sends. And so on.
Finally after hearing people talk about this email you decide you want to be the girl that does it.
You are in a web movie that viral marketing has hyped. It is your big break. It is certainly better than writing a DIGG song. People read the script and they wonder if it is true or not.
You in the web movie of the year plus $1000 in your pocket. What actress trying to make a break wouldn't want to be in this move. This movie is a break plus $1000.
contact me at BigJohn1349 at gmail.com
YOU FAILYOU FAILYOU FAILYOU FAILYOU FAILYOU FAILYOU FAIL
Then I release this movie on the Internet and everyone has to see it. What a zany story. Is it true? Does she really get naked? I gotta see that movie.
Internet hype at work.
I intend to use youtube and other free video hosting. youtube will not be used to due nude content. But this is meant to be an actual film to release to film festivals.
I will submit to the Cannes film festival. They almost certainly won't accept it though. Fucking French. Maybe it will get on CBC because it is Canadian content.
So the duties the girl must perform:
have web cam. Get high. Make movie with me from script listed below including the nudity from both parts of the script. Sign release forms for video content.
contact me at BigJohn1349 at gmail.com
YOU FAILYOU FAILYOU FAILYOU FAILYOU FAILYOU FAILYOU FAIL
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You know that bitch is robbing my second house as I type.
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After date msn chatter:
Noam says:
hey
Noam says:
how are you doing?
kathrine says:
im good u
Noam says:
Did you have a good time?
kathrine says:
yes did u
Noam says:
Can we do that again?
Noam says:
You so did it for me.
Noam says:
Do you know what I wanted?
kathrine says:
if you like yes
Noam says:
Do you get it?
kathrine says:
get what
Noam says:
What did I want you to do?
kathrine says:
clean you house
kathrine says:
lol
Noam says:
NO
Noam says:
I wanted to act weird to freak you out
Noam says:
you thought I wanted sex
Noam says:
but NO
Noam says:
then you thought I wanted you to clean
Noam says:
but NO
Noam says:
I wanted to freak you out.
kathrine says:
and thats it
Noam says:
that was what you gave me.
Noam says:
It was beautiful.
kathrine says:
oh ok
Noam says:
Did I give you enough money?
kathrine says:
yes
Noam says:
So you'd be willing to do it again?
Noam says:
but next time I want you to get high with me.
kathrine says:
what we tonight yes
Noam says:
So I'll be paying you to just get high with me.
kathrine says:
ok
Noam says:
I will give you $200 if you come over, get high and leave.
Noam says:
Will you do that?
kathrine says:
ok
Noam says:
Ok, you get high and get nakes then leave
Noam says:
ok?
kathrine says:
ok
Noam says:
was I a creep?
Noam says:
was a good looking?
kathrine says:
no
kathrine says:
yes you were
Noam says:
In pretty good shape eh?
kathrine says:
but i have to go to sleep i have school in the morning
kathrine says:
yes you are
Noam says:
ok
Noam says:
So We'll get you me and another next time
Noam says:
And I'll actually fuck you
Noam says:
and you and the other girl can play.
Noam says:
and I'll give you more money
Noam says:
but I have one condition
Noam says:
know what it is?
kathrine says:
what
Noam says:
the money I give you must be called grocery money
kathrine says:
ok
Noam says:
I love the convenience. Order a girl
Noam says:
she comes
Noam says:
does what you want and leaves
Noam says:
but seriously, pretty easy money off me no?
Noam says:
I'm sure I must have been much easier than your other clients
Noam says:
right?
kathrine says:
your my fist
Noam says:
ya, I'm sure you say that to every guy.
Noam says:
so we'll do one of two things next time
Noam says:
either we get another girl
Noam says:
or you come over
Noam says:
get high
Noam says:
naked
Noam says:
and I fuck you
kathrine says:
im not sure about the ather girl
Noam says:
I'll find the other girl
Noam says:
but if you can find one even better
Noam says:
but tonight was easy eh?
Noam says:
You just came over and I gave you money right?
Noam says:
Like, Other guys will phone you to fuck you in your ass, And they will be ugly.
Noam says:
I just called you and gave you money.
Noam says:
wasn't it great?
kathrine says:
yes
Noam says:
like. Your willing to do stuff to other girl and have anal sex with old men.
Noam says:
and I just had you other to talk, rant and not fuck you
kathrine says:
i never said that
Noam says:
I mean, why didn't I fuck you?
Noam says:
I paid you right?
kathrine says:
yes
Noam says:
so if I paid than why didn't I fuck you?
Noam says:
do you know?
Noam says:
what was the reason?
kathrine says:
no i dont
Noam says:
I called you because I wanted you to think I was paying you for sex, pay you and NOT have sex. Then get you all confused.
Noam says:
were you confused?
kathrine says:
yes
Noam says:
YES
Noam says:
Oh
Noam says:
and the whole you going to my high school was great
Noam says:
I was a dork in high school
Noam says:
and you were some stupid bitch who wouldn't go on a date with me.
Noam says:
And now I'm rich and I pay you to have sex with me.
kathrine says:
dont you ever call me that
Noam says:
But I'm so much better than you that I pay you and NOT have sex with you
Noam says:
You were a drop out and became a prostitute
Noam says:
Now I'm a rich programmer
Noam says:
I wIN
Noam says:
I WIN
Noam says:
YOU FAIL
Noam says:
YOU FAIL YOU FAIL YOU FAIL YOU FAIL YOU FAIL YOU FAIL YOU FAIL YOU FAIL
Noam says:
Don't you see how beautiful it is
Noam says:
you were the girl who would date me
Noam says:
you were the girl who wouldn't date me
Noam says:
now your a prostitute and I pay you for sex because I'm all rich and brilliant
Noam says:
but I'm so good I don't even have sex with you.
Noam says:
so when can we book again?
Noam says:
I want to book you to not have sex.
Noam says:
How long did we go tonight?
Noam says:
I gace you $200
Noam says:
I gave you $200
Noam says:
How long did I get?
Noam says:
When can we see each other again?
kathrine says:
when ever
Noam says:
how long where you here?
Noam says:
I gave you $200 for how long?
kathrine says:
30 min
Noam says:
you were here for one and a half hours today
kathrine says:
no
Noam says:
well
Noam says:
was it still an easy TRICK?
kathrine says:
what
Noam says:
was I worth your time?
kathrine says:
for my first it was
Noam says:
so now you can tell this story
Noam says:
how weird your first trick was
Noam says:
and how you went to high school with him
Noam says:
home town buddies
Noam says:
and he gets revenge sex
Noam says:
well worth $200
Noam says:
$200 for high school revenge sex?
Noam says:
EASY
Noam says:
I'll get you over all the time for high school revenge sex
Noam says:
Damn, I'd pay $1000 for high school revenge sex
Noam says:
but you giva me for $200
Noam says:
wouldn't you say $200 is a bargen for high school revenge sex.
Noam says:
I got the high school revenge
Noam says:
did you like my house?
Noam says:
did you like my house?
kathrine says:
its nice needs alot off work
Noam says:
but big eh?
Noam says:
fucking big eh?
kathrine says:
yes
Noam says:
ya
Noam says:
now I'm a rich software programmer
Noam says:
and I own a big house
Noam says:
and your a prostitute
Noam says:
YOU FAIL YOU FAIL YOU FAIL YOU FAIL YOU FAIL YOU FAIL YOU FAIL YOU FAIL YOU FAIL YOU FAIL YOU FAIL YOU FAIL YOU FAIL YOU FAIL YOU FAIL YOU FAIL YOU FAIL YOU FAIL YOU FAIL
Noam says:
and I buy you for $200
Noam says:
so Can you come over Thursday?
kathrine says:
will c
Noam says:
ok
Noam says:
I'll make you say "I went to high school with you. I am bitchy and wouldn't date you. now you are successful and I fail as a prostitute."
Very quotable "I went to high school with you. I am bitchy and wouldn't date you. now you are successful and I fail as a prostitute."
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Noam says:
"I FAILI FAILI FAILI FAILI FAILI FAIL"
kathrine says:
well im off to bed i have school in the morning
Noam says:
I FAIL I FAIL I FAIL I FAIL I FAIL I FAIL I FAIL
Noam says:
high school
Noam says:
which you failed
kathrine says:
no
Noam says:
see
Noam says:
all those times they tell you work hard in high school guy. Guys who work hard in high school will get the girls in the end
Noam says:
cuz girls like money
Noam says:
so just forget the girls who won't date you know.
Noam says:
cuz when you got money they will want you,
Noam says:
and now I do
Noam says:
perfect story
Noam says:
you you the high school girl who won't date me now a prostitute.
Noam says:
I'm going to buy you a cell phone
Noam says:
pay for it
Noam says:
and give you money just so that I can call you and say you're a prostitute and you didn't hard and didn't get ahead
Noam says:
and give you money just so that I can call you and say you're a prostitute and didn't work hard and wished she had dated me.
Noam says:
cuz then you'd have a rich guy
Noam says:
SO BOOM BITCH!
Noam says:
I'm going to give you money to be available
Noam says:
I will pay you just to be available.
Noam says:
for me to call you up
Noam says:
so I can fuck you
Noam says:
think we could arrange that?
Noam says:
how much would that availability cost me?
Noam says:
would it cost me $1000?
Noam says:
or more?
kathrine says:
more
Noam says:
just for the availability?
Noam says:
how much more?
Noam says:
this is just so you are available when I call.
Noam says:
and I'll pay you more when you actually come over
kathrine says:
Just email me and I'll make sure I'm on. kathrine1349 at gmail.com
Noam says:
hey
kathrine says:
ok
Noam says:
want to make more money tonight?
Noam says:
you wana make more money tonight?
kathrine says:
cant
Noam says:
you just gotta come over
Noam says:
you can stay for just 30 minutes
Noam says:
but you wana make some money tonight?
Noam says:
I'll pay more for tonight
Noam says:
You will basically coming over to pick up money
Noam says:
want money?
Noam says:
money money money
Noam says:
MONEY!
Noam says:
who wants money?
Noam says:
I'll give you money tonight
Noam says:
want money tonight baby?
Noam says:
I'll give it to you
Noam says:
More more more
Noam says:
your still online
Noam says:
come on make more money tonight
kathrine says:
yes
kathrine says:
no
Noam says:
but money
kathrine says:
good not
kathrine says:
have a good night i gotta sleep
Noam says:
ok
Noam says:
but I'll givr you more money soon right?
kathrine says:
k
Noam says:
I have to call a different girl to give money to
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I am seen running half dressed through snow in middle of night. The snow is up to my knees. I am laughing with joy.
No one will ever know why I had to run thought snow to get to phone.
Conversation with escort agency.
John in monotone voice: I need a girl who is available now and will get high with me. I give address. It would be better if she was 28, went to Martingrove and failed out of high school.
Escort agency calls back and tells me due to location there will be an additional $15 fee.
I proceed to scream at escort agency for calling back.
John: IS THIS YOU FIRST DAY ON THE JOB? YOU DON'T CALL BACK A LINE. WHAT IF MY WIFE HAD PICKED UP. THE FIRST THING THEY TEACH YOU AT ESCORT SCHOOL IS NOT TO CALL BACK.
John: How long have you been at the job?
Escort Agent: A couple of weeks.
John: Ah yes, new. How'd you get into the business?
Escort Agent: Oh it was my moms agency. I'm taking over the family business now.
John: Oh how sweet well send the girl over. Bye.
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Girl: hey how's it going?
John: Great. Glad you could make it. So you understand certain things are expected of you right?
Girl: Money exchanged is for companionship only and anything beyond that is a choice.
John: Ya, but you are going to get high tonight with me right?
Girl: Money exchanged is for companionship only and anything beyond that is a choice. Can I have the $165 up from please?
John: What? No. I specifically asked for a girl that would get high with me.
Girl: Money exchanged is for companionship only and anything beyond that is a choice. But give me the money first
John: NO. I specifically told the agency I wanted a girl that will get high with me. Specifically, I wanted a girl to get high with. So if you don't get high with me there is no point to the evening.
Very frustrated Girl: Look. Just because you're not paying me to get high with you doesn't mean I won't. But I will choose to. I won't be under any contractual obligation to smoke dope with you.
John: I can't believe you said contractual. But I have you here to get high with me. If you won't do that then just go.
Girl: YES. I'm getting high with you.
John: So you'll get high with me?
Girl: Yes we'll get high, but you can't pay me to get high with you. That's illegal.
John: Actually, I don't think it is. It would be illegal if I paid you to have sex with me though. But anyways...
John: WHOAW! Hold on. We don't get naked yet. We do that later. We haven't even gotten high yet. Get those clothes back on.
Girl: OH. OK.
John: I'm sorry I don't have change. I only got $163. Is that OK?
Girl: Ya that's fine.
John: Oh wait. I'm sorry I only have $160. Is that OK?
Girl: For five dollars? Fuck yes fine.
John: Oh OK. Here is $170. Give the driver five dollars. The driver is always so under appreciated. But I bet that driver has some great stories. Wouldn't that make a good movie? A movie about an escort driver.
Girl: OK thanks.
John: Let go get high
Girl: OK
John: Hey did you grow up around here?
Girl: Sure ya.
John: Did you say Sir Yes?
Girl: What?
John: Never mind, obscure reference. Arcot got it. So what high school did you do to?
Girl: Carleton.
John: Damn, not KCVI?
Girl: No
John: This skit isn't going to go as well without that joke. Oh well, press on.
Girl: Hun?
John: Don't worry everyone else gets it. Ya so would you be willing to record conversations of us talking? I'd pay you to do that.
Girl: HUN!? NO. I'm not doing that.
John: OK, OK. Don't worry about it.
Girl: Why you want to record me?
John: I just want to record you and I talking. Not doing anything just to record the conversation. No more to it
Girl:No way. No. I gotta call my driver
John: Why you gotta call your driver?
Girl: To give him the money?
John: What? Oh OK.
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John: Wait wait wait. You're not going to leave are you? You're going to stay for the hour yes?
Girl: Yes I will stay. I just want the driver to have the money first.
John: OK fine
John: OK, as long as you stay. So you gonna suck me?
Girl: You have to have a condom on first.
John: OK I got a condom. You'll suck me now?
Girl: Ya fine. Just get the condom on.
John: So you'll fuck me?
Girl: Let me give the driver the money first.
John: What no. I paid for the hour. I want to fuck you right now. I don't want to wait for the stupid driver and have to stop. It's a time waster for the stupid driver.
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Girl: Well the driver is coming. I don't want the driver to see me naked.
Johns internal voice: If she runs I'll complain to the agency she ran without doing anything and they will give me a different girl. So even if she runs I'm fine.
John: Ya, OK makes sense.
Girl: Well are you going to put the condom on?
John: Hun?
Girl: I'm not blowing you until you put the condom on.
John: Oh we'll wait for the driver first.
Girl: WHAT? You were telling me to hurry about your time a second ago. And now you say wait.
John: Ya don't worry about it. We'll wait. I don't want to start and stop.
Girl: Oh. OK.
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John: OK, now that you've paid the driver. Can I fuck you?
Girl: Yes.
John: Get on your stomach.
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John: So you suck me now?
Girl: Yes.
John: So I fuck you now?
Girl: Yes.
John: Stand up and get naked.
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John: So will you suck me without a condom?
Girl: Well, it will cost more.
John: How much?
Girl: $300.
John: Wow, steep. But I like it. OK, I'm just going to fuck you with a condom OK?
Girl: Ya, OK. Do that. Fuck me now.
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John: What about me fucking you without a condom.
Girl: $500.
John: Very nice. How much to fuck your ass right now?
Girl: Right now?
John: Ya, right now.
Girl: $1000.
John: So for $1000 you will let me fuck your ass hard?
Girl: Yes
John: Funny how the number 1000 keeps popping up. OK. So I've already given you $170.
Girl: No you gave me $166.
John: Right, OK so if I give you $1000 total I would be giving you 1000 subtract 163 so I would give you $837. $837 for anal sex.
Girl: No, you give me $1000
John: Yes, so I give you one thousand total. Yes? So $837 more for anal.
Girl: No you give me a flat $1000.
John: OK so 1000 and 163 together are $1237? I'll give you total $1237 tonight?
Girl: No $1000 total.
John: You just missed a better deal. Too bad your too high to do math.
Girl: Hun?
John: Nothing. OK $1000 and I'm fucking your ass right now?
Girl: Ya.
John: OK how much to fuck you in the ass with no condom?
Girl: No. Not that. No amount of money to do that.
John: You're sure, there is no amount to temp you?
Girl: No, not for that. But with a condom it's $1000.
John: OK. Why do you think I brought you here tonight?
Girl: I have no idea. You are kinda weirding me out.
John: Exactly. Come with me into the kitchen.
Girl: What? No. Do you have recorders in there or something. Actually I want to move to that room there. I think you are recording me. I'm not going in the Kitchen
John: You can put your clothes back on. But come into the kitchen.
Girl: What. Clothes back on? Well OK.
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John: I had you come here to clean my kitchen.
Girl: What, are you serious?
John: Yes, I called you to clean my kitchen. Will you do that?
Girl: Just clean the kitchen. With my clothes on?
John: Well, for you it would be better to keep your clothes off. Other people it was better for their clothes to be on. But you can put them on if you want. Start by moving those boxes into the garage. Oh. Do you do dishes?
Girl: Ya, OK.
John: That's great. A lot of girls won't do anal. I mean dishes. I had a bad experience. I asked the agency for an open minded girl. Open minded girls like to do dishes right?
Girl: You are really weirding me out.
John: Exactly.
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John: Oh I don't want you to do the dishes. I wanted to see if you WOULD do the dishes. Besides I don't want your fingers touching something I'd eat off of.
Girl: Ya, I said I would do the dishes. Let me do them for you.
John: You missed the point. I don't want you doing dishes. I wanted to see if you would do dishes. Move the boxes. Put them all in the big box.
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Girl: You know this is really weird. No one asks to have me clean.
John: Would you rather I asked you to fuck me?
Girl: No. I'd much rather be cleaning than sucking your cock.
John: WHAT!? You saying I'm not attractive? Don't you think I'm a good looking guy?
Girl: No, no. You have a beautiful cock and I want to suck it. But it's not you. I'd rather be cleaning than sucking anyone's cock.
John: First, you haven't even seen me naked so you have no idea if it is beautiful. But it is. Second, you would make a terrible wife.
Girl: I'm not your wife. Why am I doing this. You're really weirding me out.
John: See. That is the thing I wanted from you. I didn't want to fuck you. I wanted to weird you out. And now you have given me that thing.
Girl: What are you talking about. You're like a crazy serial killer talking.
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John: Do I look like a serial killer?
Girl: Well you act weird like one.
John: Do you think I'm good looking?
Girl: Yes. But you're really weird.
John: Am I better looking than a typical guy you get.
Girl: YES. But you are the weirdest guy I've ever had. Your good looks don't compensate for the weirdness.
John: OK. But suppose I was a serial killer. Just suppose OK?
Girl: Please don't call yourself a serial killer.
John: OK. But suppose I was a serial killer. In this case, I am a serial killer.
Girl: Please stop saying that.
John: OK so why would me as a serial killer kill you right now? Your driver knows you're in here. I won't get away with it.
Girl: Ya, he'd kill you and we'd both be dead.
John: But me as an intelligent agent would not set up a scheme of killing someone where I myself die.
Girl: Ya. But I'm dead too.
John: Did I mention I write code N. Kasabov would be proud of?
Girl: What?
John: So what I'm saying is I wouldn't kill you in this way. I'd kill you in a way that doesn't end up with me caught or dead.
Girl: You are scaring me.
John: So how does this trick compare to others? Is it easier?
Girl: Well. I'm scared I'm going to end up dead.
John: But isn't it easier than most tricks. You're not fucking a bald 60 year old.
Girl: Well. Yes it is easy but I'm scared I'm going to end up dead.
John: But if you don't end up dead you will have said this was an easy trick?
Girl: Ya. I walk out of here alive this will have been a great trick.
John: Just as long as I don't kill you right?
Girl: Ya. Outside that great trick.
John: Would you recommend me to your friend?
Girl: Oh ya. Tricks like this. You will get the best girl only do happy to do a trick like this.
John: So you'll recommend me to the agency and your friends?
Girl: Oh yes. You'll get best girls for this gig.
John: But only if I don't kill them right?
Girl: Ya. Don't kill them
John: OK. So it makes even less sense for me to kill you.
Girl: What?
John: If I kill you, you won't tell other girls to come. So I have an incentive to not kill you. Then the other girls will get a good job as long as I don't kill them.
Girl: Ummm, yes. Oh. Hey. You got whiskey. Can I have some.
John: You want whiskey? Go ahead. I'd like to get you drunk.
Girl: Sounds nice.
John: Get drunk and I can take advantage of you.
Girl: You want to do that?
John: If I did wouldn't I have fucked you earlier? Think about it. Why bother getting you drunk. You would have fucked me earlier anyways. If I wanted to take advantage of you I'd have fucked you earlier wouldn't I?
Girl: I...don't know.
John: No. Actually I called you in tonight to not have sex with you.
Girl: What?
John: I wanted to pay you to not have sex with me.
Girl: So, you're like a philanthropist.
John: A very queer philanthropist I'd be. Finding out how much it would cost to fuck a girl in the ass then giving her money for nothing.
Girl: Ya I guess.
John: No. I just wanted you to be willing to fuck me and then not fuck me. Its a narcissist thing. You are willing to let me fuck your ass, then I chose not to.
Girl: It's not a narcissist thing. I would do it for money. Not because you are great.
John: I don't care about your motivations, it is your intension of fucking me I care about.
Girl: But it is for money so you are not achieving anything.
John: Yes. It is a power through money thing. I control you.
Girl: No you don't.
John: I gave you money and you were willing to fuck me. I'm a certain sense I did control you. But anyways ya that is me. So having fun tonight?
Girl: I guess ya.
John: Willing to do another night like this?
Girl: Well. As long as I get out alive. Can I used the washroom?
John: Ya sure
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John: Ya great. I think your driver is here now.
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John: So we'll do it again some night?
Girl: If you don't kill me.
John: Are you freaking out?
Girl: Yes.
John: Great. I'll tell the agency you were great tonight. Wonderful time with you. Really.
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John: I'll book again for Alison.
To:
sweetescorts1349 at gmail.com
subject:
Alison was great.
body:
I just wanted to write you a thank you email. Alison was great tonight. Couldn't have gotten a better service.
The only thing I wish is that she had a little better sense of humor. She didn't really want to laugh much. I like to have a girl who wants to laugh and be silly.
Besides that she was great. I hope she tells the agency I am a good customer and to send me good girls who are eager.
Thanks again. Look forward to continues business.
Response to email pending.
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