Dear Playboy Dear Hustler Dear payU2Blog.com

A letter I wrote to playboy:

Dear playboy.

I think you should hire me as a writer.
My articles would consist of stories of me getting extremely high and then hiring prostitutes to do very odd things. Not sexual things, but unexpected things like cleaning a kitchen. The goal is to leave the girl confused. Other experimental story telling devices will be used in my articles.

I believe these would make for good articles.
I have written similar experimental articles in my blog:
http://bigjohn1349.blogspot.com/

I am university educated and full of great ideas. Please consider me.

I'll always be with you.


A letter I wrote to Hustler:
Dear hustler. I think I could be a valuable member of your team.

Dear Hustler

I think you should hire me as a writer.
My articles would consist of stories of me getting extremely high and then hiring prostitutes to do very odd things. Not sexual things, but unexpected things like cleaning a kitchen. The goal is to leave the girl confused. Other experimental story telling devices will be used in my articles.

I believe these would make for good articles.
I have written similar experimental articles in my blog:
http://bigjohn1349.blogspot.com/

I am university educated and full of great ideas. Please consider me.

I'll always be with you.

A letter I wrote to payu2blog.com

Dear payu2blog

I think you should hire me as a writer.
My articles would consist of stories of me getting extremely high and then hiring prostitutes to do very odd things. Not sexual things, but unexpected things like cleaning a kitchen. The goal is to leave the girl confused. Other experimental story telling devices will be used in my articles.

I believe these would make for good articles.
I have written similar experimental articles in my blog:
http://bigjohn1349.blogspot.com/

I am university educated and full of great ideas. Please consider me.

I'll always be with you.